Lame Excuses

Since I know you come to this blog to read all of my dry commentary on life, I thought I should mention that you'll get none of that this time around, but stay tuned, I'm keeping a list of all the wry witticisms you've come to love...but if you'd like something to make you laugh, you might enjoy hearing that at least once a week Conor sneezes violently while he is eating solid foods and, in a spray that I'm not sure an industrial wind machine could create, he coats me from head to foot, literally, usually in something orange, like squash or sweet potatoes...