Top 10 Signs You're a New Mom...
10. You've washed an entire load of dishes without adding soap.
9. You can't remember nouns: "I need it" or "Bring me the thing."
8. You go to shop at your favorite hip store and bypass the women's section and go straight to baby clothes!
7. You've saved hundreds of magazine articles on feeding, sleeping, etc. and have no idea where you've put them!
6. You discover dried toothpaste on your arm, and, two days later, notice it's still there!
5. Your husband asks, "what's that new scent you're wearing?" and it's the smell of diaper rash cream!
4. There's more hair in your brush than on your head!
3. Stool softener is your new best friend.
2. When you finally do shower you discover you only shaved one armpit.
1. You've asked the question while changing a diaper, "WHAT did you eat?"
3 comments:
if I could add #11 ~ when people ask how YOU are, you answer with how many hrs. the baby slept the nite before :)
Aunt K, mom to 9 wk. old Kaelan
I'd agree if only I slept as many hours as the baby! What do you call it when the baby sleeps through the night but the mom doesn't? Cruel Irony? :)
Well true that! Just if baby's sleeping usually he's a happy baby plus I can then at least make a haphazard gesture of doing the laundry, vacuuming, thank you notes (ouch!), litter box, dishes, exercising, cooking A meal and maaayyyybbeee a nap for a myself. Oye vey! The next person that tells me to sleep when baby sleeps is gonna get a long list handed to them of what needs to done first :)
Aunt "Sleepless in the OC" Kristen
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